Monday, May 5, 2014

SANTO AND THE MYSTERY OF THE BLACK PEARL / Producciones Juan N. Ortega - 1976

It's Cinco de Mayo Monday with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. And, to celebrate the occasion, we gots a wild little action flick starring our hero Santo, that was filmed in 1971 and released in 1976.

Eegah!! sent over an interesting musical soundclip from the flick, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button there by the giant atomic clam, NOW, Ralphie The Tarantula! Here's our audio offering for... SANTO AND THE MYSTERY OF THE BLACK PEARL!

This should start the show off with a bang!......

It's all about Carribean jewel thieves and their quest to take what doesn't belong to them.

The show at the club is quite elaborate with pretty gals and music to match!

This little gang of crooks even have their own office space and desk!

Well, it really wouldn't be a Santo flick without a few hard fought wrestling matches... You know, it's how he makes his living. Man, that bottom shot is totally awesome!

Classic shot of our hero out taking care of business somewhere!

Wow, people with too much money and power really think they're hot shit.

When Santo gets the call, he answers!

Here are two postcard pics from Puerto Rico, Santo just used the rocket ride in the top still to deep six a bad guy!

It takes a real man to do all the stunts Santo did in his films, he even does a daring cliff dive in this one.

In a twist ending the girls take charge, rich asshole gets a well deserved spear in the gut!!

In another final twist, Santo celebrates with the girls and lets them get away with murder!!! Tune in Wednesday with Eegah!! who has a new pile of rare flicks to unwrap!

Saturday, May 3, 2014

URUFU GAI: MOERO ÔKAMI-OTOKO - "Wolfguy: Enrage Wolfman" (1975)

Welcome to yet another installment of the Saturday Night WTF?! Special from the deepest depths of The Dungeon! You know, there are some movies that are weird, and then there are movies that are really weird, and tonight's special feature leans toward whatever is the next phase after really weird!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you "Wolfguy: Enrage Wolfman," or as it is also known, "Wolfguy Enraged Lycanthrope!" Just the fact that he's Wolfguy was enough for me! Have they made a movie called "Wolfdude" yet? If not, I'm sure that's next! I did see that somebody made "Wolfcop" this year, so "Wolfdude" must be right around the corner! "Wolfmotherfucker" would also be a good title!

Here's Wolfguy as a little Wolfboy! You might say he kind of had a rough childhood!

"Wolfguy" starts off with a guy getting ripped to shreds by a tiger that only he can see! Wolfguy is a journalist always looking for an interesting story, and he just happened to be on the scene when it happened! It seems the guy was in a rock band called Mobs, and after this guy, there's only one remaining member alive, and they have all died the same terrible type of death!

Unlike normal people, Wolfie can see the tiger too!

Good thing the damn moon's not full! I just stepped outside, and this is just like what the moon looks like tonight!

Wolfguy is the world famous Shin'ichi Chiba, aka Sonny Chiba!! If he looks familiar, it's because Sonny has been in over 150 martial arts movies, and still going strong, he's got movies in post and pre-production! The Wolfster is not real good at taking advice!

It doesn't take long for the fourth member of the band to meet up with the wrath of the tiger!

A former member of Mobs, and the gal responsible for the tiger killings is now a stripper, but the guys in the audience are not really digging this somber routine! Probably a good time to interject a couple of minutes from the wild soundtrack right about here! Excuse my language, but that is some crazy wild shit! Turn it up loud and make sure the bolts in your head are screwed in tight!

Even Wolfguy's need a little affection sometimes!

Wolfguy is captured and they remove some of his innards and give a complete blood transfusion to this loser in an effort to create a Super Wolfguy!

The new Wolfguy II is one tough sumbitch, but just like everything in life, he's no match for the original and ends up getting his sorry ass kicked bad! He not only breaks a sweat, I think he also breaks his neck! What a jerk!

Searching for answers Wolfguy returns to his wolfroots!

Just for the 13 record,  in 1975, Sonny Chiba was in "13 Steps Of Maki: The Young Aristocrats," and in 1977, he starred in "Golgo 13: Kûron No Kubi"

Wolfguy is literally put through the wolfwringer in this movie, and pursued by almost everybody!

Wolfguy is a tough guy, and can take multiple gunshots to the chest without slowing down much at all! Interestingly enough, he never actually turns into a wolfman or a werewolf, I guess that's why he's Wolfguy! F.Y.I. He's also known as an Inugami!

I can't sugarcoat the whole thing, a good segment of this film is a bloody mess!

Having to fight for his life in a number of difficult situations, the final insult comes when Tiger Girl throws Wolfguy to the dogs!

Sonny's like "WTF!? Man, I thought you were my home girl!" Sorry Sonny, Wrong!! So that's it, if you get a hankering to know the whole story or even part of it, since I didn't tell you hardly anything, there's only one place I know where you can find a copy, and that's over at  Cult Action! Tell'em Eegah!! sent you!

Friday, May 2, 2014

'WAY OUT ~ I Heard You Calling Me / Talent Associates - 1961

Here's our 3rd installment of this wild TV series from 1961 with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. The series was taped in New York City, Talent Associates chalked up 865 production credits between 1947-1979, their first was for KRAFT THEATRE.

Eegah!! sent over a soundclip from this episode for our earjoyment, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button there by the old haunted elevator, NOW, Rufus The Gnat! Here's a smell of... I HEARD YOU CALLING ME!

Host Roald Dahl starts the show with a cigarette and a little info about the weird story you are about to behold. Eegah!! included an L&M ad in the soundclip for all you smokers out there!

The tale's about a woman who's ready to run off with a married man, she relaxes in a hotel room while her rich lover takes care of things on his end. Constance Ford plays gold digger, Freda Mansfield, Constance ended her career as Ada Hobson on the popular soap opera, ANOTHER WORLD, until 1990.

Then, Freda starts receiving threatening phone calls from a mysterious woman about the affair! The old biddy hotel phone operator informs Freda that she received no calls from any woman, since the call would have gone through her!

Freda's confused, so, time for some nicotine!!

The threatening calls keep coming and Freda is starting to come unglued, the caller gives her some instructions so she writes them down.

Then, the mysterious woman, a ghost named Rose Thorn, shows up and the elevator stops on Freda's floor...

Freda's heart gives out and the affair is null and void! Tune in tomorrow to see what Eegah!! has cooked up for us.

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